Things I did (or you could try)while spending a week at the hospital

1.  Tried Seattle’s Best Coffee, located in the lobby of the hospital, just to see if it lived up to the name.

2.  Blow up a surgical glove to mimic cow utters.

3.  Go back to Seattle’s Best, because it did indeed live up to it’s name.

4.  Blow up a surgical glove to do your rooster routine.

5.  Go back to Seattle’s Best and try the Americano coffee.

6.  Blow up a surgical glove until it explodes.

7.  Go to Seattle’s Best, where your embarrassed by the fact that they know you by name, in order to try the marbled mocha.

8.  Blow up a surgical glove in order to do your swollen hand routine.

9.  Make your shameful trip back to Seattle’s Best Coffee where you, for the first time in you life, try iced coffee.  Oh man it was good!

10.  Try to act like you don’t know the reason why the nurse can’t find any surgical gloves.

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Published in: on May 4, 2009 at 1:46 am  Comments Off on Things I did (or you could try)while spending a week at the hospital  
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