Gratuitous Baby Pics!

You can access my my wife’s blog here to see the pics.

Published in: on May 5, 2009 at 3:34 am  Comments Off on Gratuitous Baby Pics!  

Where Politics and Religion Collide

A pastor puts his feet into murky water when he openly takes a theological position on a subject that has been politicized.  People will always accuse you of pandering to one side or the other.  Let me give you an example:  If I say that abortion is murder I am usually labeled a Republican by the Democrats.  If I say that homosexual marriage is absolutely wrong I am labeled a right winger by the left wingers.  If I say that Iraq was horribly mishandled I am labeled a Democrat by the Republicans.  If I say we should be good stewards of our environment then I have somehow become Al Gore’s best buddy.  If I say that expanding the federal budget by TRILLIONS of dollars to bail out a few lousy companies is wrong  because is saddles my grand-kids with debt. . . .well, I’m not sure what I am because both parties have been expanding the federal government since the inception of the Federal Reserve.   Shame on them both.

What’s a pastor to do?  I think we have to stand on our theological principles.  We must allow the Bible to interpret world events and politics.  When necessary, I think it is perfectly FINE to point out the wrong in both parties.   When any part of our culture, political or social, transgresses God’s Word I am supposed to point it out.   If your particular party is painted negatively by anything I have to say then go weigh my words by what Scripture teaches.  If I’m wrong point it out to me.  I am a big boy. . . I can take it.  If I’m right you ought to be willing to admit it and challenge the leaders of your political party.

Next.  You might ask “why do political issues sometimes show up on a Rural Church blog”?  Good question.  They show up because political issues creep into my community.  They show up in my pews and they affect the people that I love and preach to every Sunday.   Laws that are passed, or not passed, may have a direct impact on the way I, or our church, can minister.  That is why the theological sometimes collides with the political here on Rural Route Church.

For the record I don’t think either party has my interest at heart.  I am an independent who would vote for a viable third party candidate.    The perfect candidate for me would be diplomatically eloquent like  Bill Clinton, fiscally responsible like Ron Paul, and have the guts to water board a terrorist like G.W. Bush.   Go find that guy!

In the future I will promise to be an equal opportunity offender.  In that spirit I offer you these two theological assessments of both political parties.

DEMOCRATS: I have a theological problem with, what seems to be the majority of you, that think abortion is okay with God b/c it protects a woman’s body.  Abortion is not okay with God and a very very slim percentage of abortions protect a woman’s body.  Psalms 139 and many other passages make it clear that God puts us together in the womb.  If God puts us together he must have a purpose for us.  Please quit trying to use my tax dollars to fund Planned Parenthood.

REPUBLICANS: Where do I start?  Environment.  If I offend the republicans by saying that the environment is important b/c I like to breathe then tough.  Come on guys.  What is it going to hurt if you admit that the democrats are spanking you on this issue.  You would turn the reflecting pool on the National Mall into a Coal Ash storage facility if you thought you could turn a buck.  I’m not saying we should shoot holes in our economy to get it done but lets make an effort to take care of what God created.

Published in: on May 5, 2009 at 12:19 am  Comments (3)  

Things I did (or you could try)while spending a week at the hospital

1.  Tried Seattle’s Best Coffee, located in the lobby of the hospital, just to see if it lived up to the name.

2.  Blow up a surgical glove to mimic cow utters.

3.  Go back to Seattle’s Best, because it did indeed live up to it’s name.

4.  Blow up a surgical glove to do your rooster routine.

5.  Go back to Seattle’s Best and try the Americano coffee.

6.  Blow up a surgical glove until it explodes.

7.  Go to Seattle’s Best, where your embarrassed by the fact that they know you by name, in order to try the marbled mocha.

8.  Blow up a surgical glove in order to do your swollen hand routine.

9.  Make your shameful trip back to Seattle’s Best Coffee where you, for the first time in you life, try iced coffee.  Oh man it was good!

10.  Try to act like you don’t know the reason why the nurse can’t find any surgical gloves.

Published in: on May 4, 2009 at 1:46 am  Comments Off on Things I did (or you could try)while spending a week at the hospital